"Know some Somalis that say we got it Wallahi, get us donuts and coffee we'll wait for him in the lobby. And i gotta tell them chill Sprite got me on payroll, let that man live they say okay if you say so..."
unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

(Source: diegolopezocon, via hayleyfromparamore)

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yolonika:

working on group projects in school

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20 hours ago

crazysexyray:

LeBron in Daddy Mode

(Source: Yahoo!, via immabee100)

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20 hours ago
lasfloresdemayo:

rawwaves:

neervana:

scaleybark:

U.S.-Mexico Border

literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site

oh my god….

Very important.

lasfloresdemayo:

rawwaves:

neervana:

scaleybark:

U.S.-Mexico Border

literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site

oh my god….

Very important.

(Source: e-babe, via da-pink-kid)

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22 hours ago

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via lanadelwoah)

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22 hours ago

serfborts:

Okay so everyone knows that Bey can sing but not enough people know what she’s truly capable of vocally so I’ve compiled what I think are some of her best bg vocals and harmonies. She came up with most of [if not all] these arrangements by herself. It’s a little over 10 minutes long but it’s worth the listen.

0:00 - 0:20: Naughty Girl, 0:21- 0:30: Baby Boy, 0:31 - 0:52: Me, Myself & I, 0:53 - 1:10: Deja Vu, 1:11 - 1:31: Get Me Bodied, 1:32 - 1:40 - Move Your Body, 1:41 - 1:54: Upgrade U, 1:55 - 2:04: Freakum Dress, 2:05 - 2:10: Green Light, 2:11 - 2:34: Irreplaceable, 2:35 - 2:47: Disappear, 2:48 - 3:07: Smash Into You, 3:08 - 3:42: Halo, 3:43 - 4:05: That’s Why You’re Beautiful, 4:06 - 4:30: Single Ladies, 4:31 - 4:37: Ego, 4:39 - 4:54: Telephone, 4:55 - 5:13: I Care, 5:14 - 5:19: Best Thing I Never Had, 5:20 - 5:34: Party, 5:35 - 6:16: Love On Top, 6:17 - 6:32: End Of Time, 6:33 - 7:02: Run The World (Girls), 7:03 - 7:17: Dance For You, 7:18 - 7:36: Schoolin’ Life, 7:37 - 7:47: I Been On, 7:48 - 8:00: God Made You Beautiful, 8:01 - 8:12: Rise Up, 8:13 - 8:36: Pretty Hurts, 8:37 - 9:18: ***Flawless, 9:18 - 9:23: Superpower, 9:24 - 10:02 - Standing On The Sun (my personal favorite), 10:03 - 10:19: Part II (On The Run), 10:20 - 10:50: Grown Woman

(via theminajestyishere)

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22 hours ago
watchitbleed asked: Wow, you're one ignorant nigger bitch. You really need to get over yourself. Honestly nobody really gives a shit.


Answer:

witchcrvfting:

crappyblogname:

brownglucose:

yasgawd:

pussylipgloss:

'18. Wotanist. Mid-West. Nationalist. Anit-Antifa. Badass. Anti-Feminist. German/Russian.'

you look like you smell like old pigs feet in vinegar bitch get a life

welp

Lord, not another one

that anon button is a tricky sonofabitch, huh?

image

*sips tea*

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titytwochainz:

yungtoothpic:

titytwochainz:

A moment of silence for the niggas gettin that weak neck

If you can’t close eyes your and feel as if you’re in the pussy, it’s bad head.

I never thought about it like that but that’s damn near true

titytwochainz:

yungtoothpic:

titytwochainz:

A moment of silence for the niggas gettin that weak neck

If you can’t close eyes your and feel as if you’re in the pussy, it’s bad head.

I never thought about it like that but that’s damn near true

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problematicaf:

chicksnbiscuits:

shestrikesapose:

😂 I know I be getting on peoples nerves

pretty much

lmao. this is me sometimes.

problematicaf:

chicksnbiscuits:

shestrikesapose:

😂 I know I be getting on peoples nerves

pretty much

lmao. this is me sometimes.

(via titytwochainz)

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1 day ago

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

image

I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

(via babygirlminaj)

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1 day ago
girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 asked: your honestly just an ugly nigger


Answer:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

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